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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Oh What A Night

My twist from the South...

7:00 - Stop at the Walmart for food and drink (Coke & Sprite) with Diane.
Note: Keg of beer, Crown Royal, and other acutriments.
7:30- Arrive at Party Central (The Fighthaven).
7:30-8:00- Greet all that have made it to the Fighthaven: Jose, Nat, Crazy Girl, Drunk Boy (who
only was there for 5 minutes.

From this point time goes missing...

- beer is poured, and pong games get underway.
Game 1: Diane vs. Jose - Jose wins by one cup.
Game 2: Svedka vs. Jose - With an amazing game by Svedka (who is not a pro yet), she is beaten by one cup.

- Svedka decides to leave the basement, and go upstairs for some time. (toilet time)
- Svedka gets in conversation with The Vagina and it ends with a bowl being packed.
- Svedka, The Vagina, and Diana proceed to the white box and smoke a highly lethal dose of green goodness. While in the car a conversation erupts, and words are said, and maybe things are patched up between enemies. But not so sure.
- All proceed to go back into house, and Nat takes two Jager bombs.
- Jose, thinking it is a good idea, invites the parentals over.

River Rat calls Diana, but Svedka takes phone and has 45 minutes conversation with lovely boy.

Partental time...
Game 4: Jose - Jose's Dad vs. Diana - Jose's Mom: Victory from Jose and Dad, but a lovely watch from the sidelines.

Partentals leave not after Diana and Jose decide to go have a quicky... which ends up being 3 hours long.

Game 5: Svedka vs. Titties - Svedka again losses by one cup... her weakness.

Svekda decided to call the Norther friends for a little drunk conversations.

Everyone ends up coming upstairs, but then Svekda finds herself alone watching Kathy Griffin.

Everything is great in Svekda's life.

She then falls asleep... and wakes up 2 hours later (2:30) and is joined by Cleveland, and Kevin. The others come back from some bar hopping, who have been locked out of the house except for the basement. They get the smart idea to break down Jose's bedroom door, and through this doors are slammed, and Cleveland comes down from her tower and yells. Crazy Cookville kids leave and talking ensues. Talking continues through the night until 4 in the morning when Diana and Joey decide to leave their sexual escapades. Talk Talk Talk.

All go and fall asleep.

11:00 a.m.: All wake up... WAFFLE HOUSE.

Life is good.

Pong Games: 5
Keg Gone: 1/2
Other Liquors: 10
Yelling: To Much
Laughter: Enough
Pot Smokes: A Right Amount

HAPPY NEW YEAR
2009!!!!

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