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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I Love My Car

NEW CARD GAME: Ay Caliente!

RULES:
-Players are dealt 5 cards. One player receives 6. The dealer decides which person gets 6. The person with 6 cards goes first.
-A card from the deck is turned over. Players must either 1) Match the Suit, 2) Match the card numerically, or 3) Play a card one number higher of any suit.
-If the number is matched, the next player must draw a card before they can go.
-If a player cannot play on a card, they must draw two cards. If they can then play with one of the drawn cards, they may. If not, they must say "No caliente."

AY YI YI!:
-An AY YI YI is when three of the same number have been played.
-A double (ex: two 9s) can be played only if the player before has put down the same number (a 9). This is an AY YI YI!
-If one player puts down a number (8), then the next player puts the same number (8), the next player must draw a card. BUT, if they are able to put down the same number again (8), this is an AY YI YI!
-The first player to shout AY YI YI! chooses another player to draw a card.
-If multiple players shout AY YI YI, they must rock, paper, scissors to AY YI YI!, the symbol revealed on the final YI! The winning player wins the AY YI YI and chooses who draws.

AY CALIENTE!:
-When a player has one card left, they must shout AY CALIENTE! before each player's turn.
-If they are caught not saying AY CALIENTE!, they must draw a card.

BUENOS DIAS!
-After a player has won and is the AY CALIENTE!, the phrase becomes BUENOS DIAS!
-If a player has one card left at this point, they must say BUENOS DIAS! before each player's turn.
-If they are caught not saying BUENOS DIAS! or if they say AY CALIENTE! instead, they must draw a card.

After the BUENOS DIAS! has won, the player with the least amount of cards is The Shuffler for the next round. They must shuffle the deck throughout gameplay until the next Shuffler is crowned. The person with the most amount of cards at the end becomes the next dealer and chooses who gets 6 cards and goes first.

SPECIAL BONUS RULE:
-If at any time, four of the same number card (four of a kind) are played, all players except the one who played the fourth card must draw one card. THIS INCLUDES any players who have already won. The AY CALIENTE! (& the BUENOS DIAS! if applicable) must draw one card and rejoin the game. Their status is revoked and game continues.

OTHER PENALTIES:
-Saying AY YI YI! when an AY YI YI! has not been played results in the offending player drawing one card.

For multiple players, other Spanish phrases are encouraged for the tiering.

This game can be played with 3 to any number of people. One deck is suggested per four players.

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