The Bathroom Blog of Your Future, hereafter known as the BBloG, aims to enlighten (slash enDlightened) and entertain the troubled and exhausted souls of our black-lunged bretheren, as well as embrace a culture and lifestyle based on choice, the choice to have an abortion, mainly. Or to not. Whatever YOU wanna do. Futhermore, the BBloG hopes to send you into your years forward with a smile, a song and a warm feeling in your throat.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
the wheezy hum of my heater
it is wednesday morning 1:41 am. in less than 48hrs svedka arrives from new amsterdam uniting the entire bblog crew for the first time since august.
things are about to get real.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Kings
"No, I just want to have a few drinks, last night was too crazy, I can't drink too much tonight." This is what Victoria told Luise last night. Today Victoria woke up with a broken foot. We're not sure what happened.
The above statement is totally and completely true. Perhaps a picture will be posted later.
-Victoria.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Hotel Chevilat
JAMESON.
Today is a special day. Today Victoria, Madison WI, and Luise reunite... we drink Jameson. We think about the B.blog.
We go to see She and Him. Everyone and their mom is there. We peace out.
We walk around. We eat at Watertower.
We geocache unsuccessfully at the same spot for hours. WHERE ARE YEW???
No one knows.
Retreat to Luise's hause. By the Jameson.
The bottle is gone. Now we drink the Tequila.
"I can't be a gremlin and smoke a bowl at the same time." - victoria :)
I wanna say something insightful. It's been like a year. Almost a year. A lot has changed. Who is the b-blog? Are YEW the b-blog? -Madison Wisconsin.
to be continued,,,,
Monday, October 26, 2009
"So... what if one day, like I'm talking thousands of years from now, dogs could like.. evolve.. to wanting drugs.. or some kind of dog drug.. and there was a secret underground dog drug world and there were dealer dogs and the dogs got drugs from them."
"....well, they'd have to have some kind of currency."
"Yeah... unless it was run by humans. And then they get the dealer dogs to get money."
"But how do dogs get money?"
"...they steal it."
"..."
"..."
eh.. maybe you had to be there.
"....well, they'd have to have some kind of currency."
"Yeah... unless it was run by humans. And then they get the dealer dogs to get money."
"But how do dogs get money?"
"...they steal it."
"..."
"..."
eh.. maybe you had to be there.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Train Round the Bend
heyyyy ya'll! its VICTORIA! hell yeah, i'm back. i've missed all you crazy bloggers. and thanks for the comments...keep em comin :)
Luise and I met to see a "concert" in Steel Park. it ended up really being a "shelebration." yes everyone...it was a reading of shel silversteins poems. before you laugh, it ended up being really great. dont like, you ALL loved his poems when you were younger! and did you know: his daughter died when she was 11? his actual day of death is unknown? that he wrote many songs for johnny cash and loretta lynn? THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
after the Shelebration we went back to luise's house and smoked. (hell yeah we were at a reading of shel silverstein poems and we were not under any influence. sweeeet.) we listed to william s. burroughs, yo la tengo, the beatles, and many others......who knows the artisit of the song in the title?!??!
~this has been a vIcToRiA production~
Luise and I met to see a "concert" in Steel Park. it ended up really being a "shelebration." yes everyone...it was a reading of shel silversteins poems. before you laugh, it ended up being really great. dont like, you ALL loved his poems when you were younger! and did you know: his daughter died when she was 11? his actual day of death is unknown? that he wrote many songs for johnny cash and loretta lynn? THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
after the Shelebration we went back to luise's house and smoked. (hell yeah we were at a reading of shel silverstein poems and we were not under any influence. sweeeet.) we listed to william s. burroughs, yo la tengo, the beatles, and many others......who knows the artisit of the song in the title?!??!
~this has been a vIcToRiA production~
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Single Again
Tuesday: Margaritas
Wednesday: Tall Cans
Thursday: Good beer
Friday: Wine
Saturday: KEG
Sunday: Jug Wine
Monday: Left Over Keg
Yes, this was a week of drinking for me.
But I will speak of one night in particular. THE NIGHT O' KEG(s)....!!!
It was a dark and stormy evening and I rode my bike 8 miles in the rain and thunderstorm to arrive at Madison Wisconsin's covered in gross road wet. Madison and Bianca (who just that day had returned to the group after many months of absence) had been working on special brownies all night. I also see Svedka for the first time in weeks.
After they finish the brownies, the 10 various people who had accumulated at Madison's house march their way down the street to JerMayBeGay's house and to the keg(s). I drank so much from the keg(s). I love keg(s). Beer can never taste better. Everyone is having a crazy time: face painting, beer pong, flip cup, thunderstorms, and special brownies.
Recently I have quit the tabacco weed. However, when I am drinking I sometimes make exceptions. (Oddly enough, I drank all week so really I smoked cigarettes all week....) Anyway, I was trying to make make once such quitting exception when I meet Jimmy. Jimmy and I had been previousally aquainted at a Great Book's party. We talk a couple times during the night with some other hipster type peoples. After a couple of hours Jimmy and James (his counterpart) decide they are going to go to another party and they invite me along. I think, why the hell not? So I retreive my bicycle from Madisions and follow them.
As I ride up to the location, Jimmy and James climb out of cab. We go inside this house and meet Twitch (J and J's 16 year old friend who is totally gone by our arrival) and Bruce. The DJ had stoped spinning by the time I arrived and the kegs were sucked dry, so I wet up to the roof to look for another exception cigarette.
While asking around for a cigarette I meet a second Jimmy and his two friends, Cheech and the Bigman. At the end of the conversation Bigman proclaimed his everlasting love for me because of how awesome I was and told people I was his wife. Cheech and I had set up a green bakery. And Jimmy Two and I exchanged numebers.
Then I meet Andree and Allen. I enjoyed their company much less than the prevoius crowd. They tried to take me to another party, but instead I left with Jimmy One, James, Twitch and Bruce on a five mile epic walk to Jimmy's house. Twitch and Bruce are completely wasted and would punch shit and knock over stuff and rip plants out of planters. It was insanity. Jimmy One eventally gets bored with their drunkness and takes off walking. I catch up to him on my bike. We finally make it to his house at 5am after an hour and a half of walking with my bike. Bruce, Twitch and James arrive five mintues after us. Eventually they pass out after some drunk giggleing. I innocently cuddle with Jimmy One all night, wake up and ride my bike home.
I wonder if I will see them ever again. That night was a lot of fun.
The moral of this story is: Enjoy your kegs.
-Luise
Wednesday: Tall Cans
Thursday: Good beer
Friday: Wine
Saturday: KEG
Sunday: Jug Wine
Monday: Left Over Keg
Yes, this was a week of drinking for me.
But I will speak of one night in particular. THE NIGHT O' KEG(s)....!!!
It was a dark and stormy evening and I rode my bike 8 miles in the rain and thunderstorm to arrive at Madison Wisconsin's covered in gross road wet. Madison and Bianca (who just that day had returned to the group after many months of absence) had been working on special brownies all night. I also see Svedka for the first time in weeks.
After they finish the brownies, the 10 various people who had accumulated at Madison's house march their way down the street to JerMayBeGay's house and to the keg(s). I drank so much from the keg(s). I love keg(s). Beer can never taste better. Everyone is having a crazy time: face painting, beer pong, flip cup, thunderstorms, and special brownies.
Recently I have quit the tabacco weed. However, when I am drinking I sometimes make exceptions. (Oddly enough, I drank all week so really I smoked cigarettes all week....) Anyway, I was trying to make make once such quitting exception when I meet Jimmy. Jimmy and I had been previousally aquainted at a Great Book's party. We talk a couple times during the night with some other hipster type peoples. After a couple of hours Jimmy and James (his counterpart) decide they are going to go to another party and they invite me along. I think, why the hell not? So I retreive my bicycle from Madisions and follow them.
As I ride up to the location, Jimmy and James climb out of cab. We go inside this house and meet Twitch (J and J's 16 year old friend who is totally gone by our arrival) and Bruce. The DJ had stoped spinning by the time I arrived and the kegs were sucked dry, so I wet up to the roof to look for another exception cigarette.
While asking around for a cigarette I meet a second Jimmy and his two friends, Cheech and the Bigman. At the end of the conversation Bigman proclaimed his everlasting love for me because of how awesome I was and told people I was his wife. Cheech and I had set up a green bakery. And Jimmy Two and I exchanged numebers.
Then I meet Andree and Allen. I enjoyed their company much less than the prevoius crowd. They tried to take me to another party, but instead I left with Jimmy One, James, Twitch and Bruce on a five mile epic walk to Jimmy's house. Twitch and Bruce are completely wasted and would punch shit and knock over stuff and rip plants out of planters. It was insanity. Jimmy One eventally gets bored with their drunkness and takes off walking. I catch up to him on my bike. We finally make it to his house at 5am after an hour and a half of walking with my bike. Bruce, Twitch and James arrive five mintues after us. Eventually they pass out after some drunk giggleing. I innocently cuddle with Jimmy One all night, wake up and ride my bike home.
I wonder if I will see them ever again. That night was a lot of fun.
The moral of this story is: Enjoy your kegs.
-Luise
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