The Bathroom Blog of Your Future, hereafter known as the BBloG, aims to enlighten (slash enDlightened) and entertain the troubled and exhausted souls of our black-lunged bretheren, as well as embrace a culture and lifestyle based on choice, the choice to have an abortion, mainly. Or to not. Whatever YOU wanna do. Futhermore, the BBloG hopes to send you into your years forward with a smile, a song and a warm feeling in your throat.


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Her Disappering Theme

I bought Animal Collective tickets today with my man Henry David, and we just baked all day and celebrated with a little golden gun. Then I baptized myself for two hours in a steam filled room just to feel vibrations of peace. Now I just need this weight off my shoulders and I'll be home free.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

OUR ADVENTURE TO MAKE THIS BLOG:

tonight we decided to mkae a blog so we went to "the experience project" which didn't work because we didn't have an email, so then we went to gmail, which didn't work because we didn't have an alternate email, so then we went to yahoo, which didn't work because we didn't have another alternate email, so then we found some other email at the newyorker which didn't end up working, but since we had, we put it in as a alternate idea in yahoo and created bathroombook@gmail.com, and found out we didn't need an alternate email anyway... but we did all of this so we could create the blog on "the experience project" so we did that and went to start using it and found out that "the experience project" was not that good of a blog, so we tried to make a blogger which didn't work because we thought our email got stolen and we couldn't use it, but then we realized that we just needed to log in since we already had gmail, and so we finally did that and we able to create this for you.

Blues for Allah

"Barack Obama can ALWAYS get it up."

Friday, November 14, 2008

King Solomon's Marbles (Part 1: Stronger Than Dirt/Part 2: Milkin' the Turkey)

Welcome to the Bathroom Blog (Of Your Future). We welcome you and sincerely hope that you enjoy your experience here, because we certainly enjoy blogging for you.
Right about now, you're probably asking yourself, "Who are you?" Well, the whole point of an anonymous blog is that you stay anonymous. But just because we don't want you to know us, doesn't mean we don't want to know you! Please comment on our posts and email us at bathroombook@gmail.com. We look forward to your feedback- even if you be hatin'!
So buckle your seatbelts and hit your bongs, boys and girls, because heeeeerrrreeee weeeee gooooooo!